Paper Airplane

This is mainly for John Michael.

One Sunday, when we were coming out of church, a couple of boys were flying paper airplanes. Their planes flew better than the ones I knew how to make, so I bought them from the boys for $.25 each.

I unfolded one to learn how to make it. Here are the steps.

Step 1 - Crease the paper in the center long ways. Fold two corners to the center crease. (Note: the illustration is neat, but not necessary!)

Step 2 - Fold the pointy end over.

Step 3 - Fold the corners in to the center. The fold point at the left edge is about a half inch from the center, so there is a blunt nose about an inch wide.

Step 4- Fold the little triangle in the center over the two flaps.

Step 5 - Valley fold the two sides together, then mountain fold the sides down to line up with the center crease which is now at the bottom.

Step 6 - Flap the two wings up.

Step 7 - Ready to fly. If it dives, bend the tail points up slightly. If it noses up, curl them down a little bit.

If you are interested in making more airplanes, check 10PaperAirPlanes.com

If you want to make the Best Paper Airplane In the World, go Build the Best Paper Airplane in the World. (This one is kind of complicated, but it really does fly well!)

Rain Sage

Last week we had a couple of nice rain showers. Whenever it rains, the sage bush by our driveway goes crazy.

For reference, this is how looks when it doesn't rain.

Old Movies: Berkner Cross Country 1994

Moon Clouds

Last Thursday afternoon, we had some nice thunderstorms around the area.
It was also time for a nearly full moon.

Stupid Squirrels! (Actually, probably Rats...)

The minivan was running perfectly fine when I parked it in the driveway Saturday night.
Sunday morning, it started up ok but was running rough. Then an error message appeared with little flags and banners on the instrument panel: "...VSC failure.." or some such. VSC? Page 342 of the owner's manual said "Vehicle Stability Control". We drove to church (putt putt jiggle chug) and around and made it back home.
This morning I took it to the dealer. The service tech raised the hood, took a look, and said "Yep. Rodents."
When I picked it up, he showed me this photo of the engine room - I think behind the engine near the firewall.

Here are a few of the chewed up pieces of wire they left behind.

$645.
I'm getting my pellet gun out...

Is This Actually TEXAS???

Is it really July??!!

Hornucopia 2013 - A Day At A Time

So many great times happened at this year's gathering it might take most of a Googleplex to show them all. Therefore, here is a one-photo-per-day summary of a few of the activities.

We don't travel light.

Ada and her family arrived early. She had no trouble finding what she needed.

Marty & Jennie's farm had lots of interesting things to do.

We went to an indoor-play place that had a wonderful carousel.

Jessica did a fun run.

After everyone else arrived, most of us went for a walk.

Mimi led the Morning March.

The kids invented all sorts of games.

The day at Marty & Jennie's house was lots of fun!

Simon says "touch your shoulders with someone else."

Tony gave a great lesson on the dynamics of friction.

We had a couple of nice picnics at the farm.

After everyone else headed home, Ada went to a park.

We had dinner at a nice Italian restaurant. Smile, Ada!

The crew started replacing the siding on the barn.

Here, they are dusting the beams before replacing the boards.

Newark Airport was really busy, but Ada handled it quite well.

It was lots cheaper to rent a car than ride a super-shuttle home from the airport. We got a fun little Fiat!

It was a wonderful time for us. Thank you, Family!!

My Rant On Surveillance

Today I sent the following note to my Representative and Senators:

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Dear Representative Johnson,

I am appalled by the revelations of the extent of NSA domestic surveillance.

I am not upset that Ed Snowden had the courage to out the NSA's anti-constitutional activities. I believe he should be heralded as a whistle-blower, not treated as a traitor.

I am upset that Congress - both House and Senate - have allowed a department of the government to so completely bypass the Constitutional protection against illegal search of citizens.

Please don't try to claim that NSA's activities are "legal" and under control. FISA has proven to be a joke, providing only a rubber-stamp pretense of oversight - since 1978 the FISA court has NEVER REJECTED a request, according to the Attorney General's reports.

Please don't assert that "honest citizens have nothing to fear". What we all have to fear is any government having too much personal information about individuals under its control, such that if it turns tyrannical it will have complete power over everyone.

Please, Mr. Johnson, take action to bring the NSA and other Federal agencies under control and put a real stop to government surveillance of citizens in the name of "terrorism".

I fear the US government more than I fear terrorists.

Thank you for your attention,
John Horn

PS: "Do you know what's worse than being soft on terrorism? Being soft on patriotism." - Robert X. Cringely
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I have no doubt that my name is now on some FBI watch list. It will be interesting to see if I can still board an airliner or buy a car.

Happy Independence Day!